I'll take the ribs with a side of...bladder

So, of course, I am not the first to mention or complain about the fact that my baby lives in my ribs...and, as a matter of fact, it hurts! Or if its not my ribs, my bladder makes for a nice target too. How about I also mention that I now wake up every hour, on the hour...can't breath...can't stand to sleep on my side any longer...can't fall back asleep...too hot...jeeze, do I live on the face of the sun...eyes won't stop itching...sneezing...so thirsty!!!! but I don't want to go all the way down stairs for water, might as well be in the desert...Jeff is snoring...should I go on...this sucks. I know I'm not alone in this, and I know in the end it's all worth it, and I should mention that it's not all bad, but maybe I'll sleep better having vented about it.